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Zhou Libo's classic sentences let you stretch your facial muscles

During the national day, joy and blessings can not be less! A little joy in blessing should be more lasting! What kind of celebration of the National Day? Where to find it? We read it on sihai.com and bring you humorous language that can bring joy to the national day from Zhou Libo's mouth. It seems that the language is plain. I laugh after watching it. Take your time: there's nothing that won't make you happy!

Zhou Libo's classic sentences let you stretch your lower muscles

1. Young people don't act recklessly and boldly. Let's ask where the theme came from in old age.

2. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

3. In a few decades, we'll meet. We'll send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You and I don't know who they are. They'll all be sent to the countryside to make chemical fertilizer. If Li Guyi knew that her song had been changed to this.

4. The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women; The beauty of a woman is that she is so stupid that she has no regrets; The beauty of men lies in lying.

5. I thought I was very decadent. Today I learned that I had lost my morning post.

6. The sign of immature men is that they can sacrifice bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men can live humbly for their ideals.

7. Life is like song Zude's mouth. You never know who will be unlucky next.

8. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old if you don't come?

9. People are not smart and learn from others.

10. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God;

11. No little Shenguang, old Pi is hungry, no one starts to touch a ship right away, u, old Mao reads me.

12, because foreigners smell hungry perfume, only now know that they wear perfume because they have body odor.