What kind of April Fool's Day blessings will catch fire in 2016? The hottest April Fool's Day blessing in 2016 is waiting for your attention in advance!
1. 'heartache feeling' 10 yuan a cup. The curious bought a cup. It really hurts: it's a cup of boiled water.
2. The spring water is a river and a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out the mobile phone. Take out the mobile phone and look down and find that he is a fool.
3. Say meteors respond to requests! If I can, I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is moved by me, cut through the silent night sky for me, and then let it carry my blessing and fall on your sleeping pillow -- kill you!
4. They are single winged angels. Only by embracing each other can they spread their wings and fly. I came to the world to find you. After working hard to find you, I found: TMD! Our wings are straight!
5. When Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed with his head distributed, Bush was surprised and said: you are so bold and dare to break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest length beard, smiled darkly and said: Piao Rou, that's how confident!
6. A bean falls, it is discouraged and depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there's something called pig beans.
7. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will withdraw you.
8. When you meet a dog on the road, don't panic. Fight it bravely. There are only three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are not even as good as a dog; Third, you're even. You're like a dog.
9. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I want to shed on your face; If two drops of water fall from the sky, I love you and am intoxicated; If countless drops of water fall from the sky, it is & hellip& hellip; Stop thinking, it's raining!
10. Hello, user: your phone bill balance is less than 0.1 yuan. Please sell children and women, sell rice, smash pots and iron, sell some blood, sell houses and land, sell lovers, hand in your mobile phone fee, and China Mobile will kowtow to you.
11. The patient with dyspepsia complained to the doctor: I'm very abnormal recently. How can I return to normal by eating what I eat, cucumber and watermelon? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.
12. I'm afraid I can't find a job. One day he went to KFC for an interview. The manager asked: what are your strengths? He said: I can sing. So he cleared his throat and sang: more choices, more laughter at McDonald's