What kind of April Fool's Day blessings can make you happy? April Fool's Day blessings in 2016 will make you smile
1. Tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was very stupid. He would only shake his head or answer 'no' when others asked him any questions. Have you heard this story?
2. Furniture is made of wood, poetry is understood by scholars, people think of money, trained talents, women want body, send messages is genius, and those who are reading text messages are fools!
3. Vital capacity self-test tips: after farting, lower your head and inhale, and then observe whether the people around you smell peculiar smell. If yes, you must strengthen exercise according to this method; If not, it proves that you are superman
4. Report: your sleeping posture is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep & hellip& hellip; Mobile real-time monitoring system.
5. Attention, look at your left first, and then your right. Please be careful of a psychosis who has just slipped out. His feature is: looking around with a mobile phone.
5. Notice: leaders will inspect the work tomorrow morning. Please dress as required. Men: suits, ties, shorts, slippers; Lady: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!
6. Urgent reminder: there may be tornado weather recently. Be sure to carry two 10 kg dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50kg shall be doubled.
7. Earthquake station forecast: there will be a micro earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please wrap a quilt, wear a toilet, insert a straw in your nostrils and sleep under the bed tonight.
8. On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forget you or let you go alone, but that I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I run up and step on two more feet.
9. You are as industrious as a bee, as beautiful as a butterfly, as loyal as a dog, as clever as a kitten, as simple and honest as an ox and as fierce as a tiger. No wonder others call you a beast