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Which 21016 blessings are suitable for teachers? Usually serious teachers, you should relax!

Which 21016 blessings are suitable for teachers? Usually serious teachers, you should relax!

1. Urgent reminder: look at your left and then your right. Please be careful of a psychosis who has just slipped out. His feature is: looking around with a mobile phone.

2. I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know? Through this time, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother refused. She said, 'no pigs at home.'

3. Frankly, I like you very much. I'm fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy look, coquettish loveliness, and even the way you sleep! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and lose your hair!

4. One day, we came to a wishing well. I bent down to make a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally turned into the well. I was stunned and muttered to myself: it's really smart! Hey!

5. When we were young, we had no guess. I sang and you danced. I could sing 200 songs and you could dance 200 dances. Therefore, people affectionately called me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

6. Do you know why you and I have fate in this life? In fact, we knew each other thousands of years ago. It was also spring at that time. You ran after me for a long time and left your tooth prints on me, which made a good story through the ages. My name was LV Dongbin at that time.

7. I dreamed of God. He said he could meet one of my wishes. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your picture and said to make it more beautiful. He thought deeply and said: take the globe and I'll see it again!

8. When you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside you. There is a suicide note beside you, which says: I struggled all night and failed to pierce your face. Your thick skin makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.