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Which April Fool's Day blessings were given to mom in 2016? How can our mother lack the blessing of

Which April Fool's Day blessings were given to mom in 2016? How can our mother lack the blessing of April Fool's Day!

1. You and I are single winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world to find their other half. I have worked hard to finally find you, shit! But we found that our wings were on the same side.

2. When you are in a bad mood, you can look in the mirror and say to yourself that I am beautiful, I am really beautiful, so you will feel better!! But don't do this often, because it's bad to lie often

3. In my eyes, you always look so carefree, eat with relish, and sleep soundly... I really envy you. Sometimes it's good to be a pig.

4. You are the sun in my heart, but it rained; You are the moon in my dream, but you are covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it's a pity that you have bloomed; You are the Chang'e in the sky. It's a pity that you landed on the ground first & hellip& hellip;

5. It's just a gust of wind, but it's so eternal, just a dream, but it's so real. You bow your head and don't speak, but I can't calm down. Finally, I can't help saying to you: say it next time you fart!

6. I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the bar code scanner and the screen shows that pig's hoof is 8 yuan. You think the machine is broken. Put your face close to it. The screen shows pig head meat for 5 yuan!

7. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. When you stand on the blue beach, I poke you with a small stick. Hey, little bastard, the shell is quite hard!

8. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My character is as implicit as a glacier; You have an admirable connotation; You are cool; So we respectfully call you 'Meichuan Neiku'!

9. Don't move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! That's you, still installed to look at your cell phone!

10. Do you have a TV? Look at CCTV1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police have blocked the whole Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 injured and 11 missing... One person was cheated!

12. The first time I saw you, I said to myself: you are the goal I want to strive for in this life. I want to pursue you and I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you & hellip& hellip;& hellip; RMB!