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April Fool's Day blessings in 2016 are given to those who don't have much contact at ordinary times,

April Fool's Day blessings in 2016 are given to those who don't have much contact at ordinary times, so we often contact them

1. Poor mobile phone user, I'm very sorry that you infected April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this message. Now look carefully at the palm of your hand. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by the bacteria. You need to wash your mobile phone with gasoline to kill the bacteria( Keep it a secret, I won't tell ordinary people!)

2. What if you are hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you're thirsty? Go to the beach! What if you don't have money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you don't have the courage? Practice with Osama bin Laden! What if I miss you? Go to the pigsty!

3. I was confused when I ran into you. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran away desperately, but you followed closely. I cried, 'whose dog is left unattended?'

4. Measure the window, the bed and the wall. Jump into the bed to measure the window. Measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the window. The window is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the wall. Therefore, the wall is longer than the bed than the window. If you can't read smoothly, hit the wall.

5. Experts recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk. When the disk is soft, it is called a floppy disk. After erection, it becomes a hard disk. After taking off its coat, it can become a CD.

6. Send you the twelve zodiac signs: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, docile as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and long as a pig.

7. If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother, and you will & hellip& hellip; Live a carefree and happy life, because -- stupid.

8. A drop of water is small in the ocean and great in the desert; The Red Crowned Crane is small among the cranes and great among the chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

9. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk past me, you will fall for you. If you don't smash you, you will live in vain.