What are the blessings for April Fool's day in 2016 and what are unforgettable? The following blessings for 2016 can't be forgotten!
1. The weather forecast of the city: the temperature drops tonight, and the southwest wind is force 5 to 6, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth will not turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more happy; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory message to wish you a brilliant smile in your festival; Happy April Fool's Day!
3. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned; I want to kneel down for you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a text message to chase you. I hope we will never blow.
4. If you are a green leaf, I am the rustling breeze among your leaves; If you are a river flowing away, I am the water moon with sorrow and resentment; If you are a lotus picking woman in Jiangnan, I will be the most beautiful one under your bright wrist!
5. The wind flies over the flowers, and what cuts off constantly is countless obstacles to you. No one knows how painful this miss is, how to completely empty the heart and then ruthlessly tear it up. Your figure always flies in my heart and makes me drunk.
6. If one day my white hair is no longer beautiful, will you touch my cheek and say to accompany me to the ends of the world? If the innocent is old and the sea is really dry, I only wish to be with you for thousands of reincarnations!
7. You are my face, my tenderness and my eyes. Thinking of your tenderness, I am intoxicated; Think of your kindness, I admire; Thinking about your income, I'm intoxicated; Think of your face, I step back.
8. Looking at your suspicious eyes, I want to go to the sea with you, but I can't grasp the future. I want to go shopping with you, but I'm rejected by the police. He said: don't walk the dog!
9. No matter where you are, I will smile up to the sky. No matter where you are, as long as you smile up to the sky and shout three times: 'I am a beauty', I will appear in front of you!
10. Did the wind really come into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! How did this happen?! Tears can't stop flowing, and there's a kind of inexplicable pain -- you damn onion!
11. I want to say loudly to the sky: I love you! But I still dare not. I've been thinking for a long time. I have a sentence to say all the time. I'm afraid it will hurt you, but in order to show my sincerity, I have to say -- get up!
12. At this time, you give you a couplet. The first couplet is: Thinking of you in the wind and rain; The second line is: I love you with all my heart. The banner is: wrong message.
13. Bill & middot; Gates said: in the future, if it is not e-commerce, it will have to be e-commerce. Ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the name of a song. Don't think about it. Ha ha, at least you!
14. Hegel said: the moon was created by the earth. Idealism says, 'I say you are a pig, you are a pig.' Materialism says, 'because you are a pig, I say you are a pig.' To sum up -- you are a pig.
15. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this feature today because... You're already fooling around! Happy April Fool's Day!
16. Congratulations on winning the lucky prize of April Fool's day. In view of your support for the fool's world for many years, you are hereby awarded the title of "best fool". After receiving it, please giggle for five minutes and hit your head against the wall to show your thanks. Happy April Fool's Day!
17. Nothing hurts me more than this. My heart is full of infinite melancholy. I think alone and feel dejected. How can you do this? You learned to follow the trend at will, and finally become romantic. Where have you been. Where have you been? white clouds.
18. Pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, small steps, sweet smile. The most lovely modeling, the most lively behavior, the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!
19. On the day when it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, vulgar roses and tender love words, kneel on one knee in the crowded square and say I love you. Dear, forgive me for using the stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!
Tang monk said to Wukong: Bajie is the stupidest person. As a teacher, I'm worried that he will be tricked by others on April Fool's day. Wukong, go and tell him not to read text messages on April Fool's day. Wukong replied: it's too late to report to the master. Bajie has been tricked and is reading text messages! Bajie, don't look, look! Ha ha, happy April Fool's Day[