What kind of blessing will you send on April Fool's Day 2016? 2016 April Fool's Day blessing words are not in the circle of friends, how can fire do!
1. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!
2. When the horse and pig meet the tiger, they turn around and run. The pig runs slowly. The horse cries: stupid pig! How can you run fast with your mobile phone in your hand! Throw it! Happy April Fool's Day!
3. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong. Happy April Fool's Day!
4. Your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! So that I can't do anything today. I can only tease you & hellip& hellip; Happy April Fool's Day!
5. Do your ears itch? Does that mean I'm thinking about you? Do my eyes itch? Does that mean I want to see you? Does my mouth itch? Does that mean I want to kiss you? Does my body itch? That means & hellip& hellip; Don't think about it. Lice are growing. Take a bath quickly. Happy April Fool's Day!
6. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright. When you stand on the blue sea, I stab you with a stick: Hey, little bastard, the shell is quite hard! Ha, happy April Fool's Day!
7. Where are you? Go watch satellite TV, come on! A large nuclear power plant in the United States was artificially leaked, causing a lot of biological variation! One of the mutant orangutans is reading this message!
8. The person who receives the message is an Egyptian mummy, the person who deletes the message is an African bug, the person who returns the message is a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who does not reply is a Thai demon whose operation is unsuccessful! Happy April Fool's Day!
9. You know what? I have been secretly in love with you. I miss your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to have the courage to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, 'boss, cut half of that pig's head for me'. Happy April Fool's Day!
10. It really scares me to hear that you have been kidnapped and trafficked. Although you have been demented since childhood, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold that he dares to sell you? I'm really worried about him. It's strange to sell you! Happy April Fool's Day!
11. I was confused when I ran into you. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran away desperately, but you followed closely. I cried, 'whose dog is left unattended?'. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. Today, a Banxian gave me a fortune telling. The divination says that I was born to beat you. One day you will die by my knife! Banxian asked me to change my job to solve your disaster! Help me think about what I can do if I don't kill your pig? Happy April Fool's Day!
13. Some people say to look at the sky when they miss home, the moon when they miss him, and the distance when they miss friends. Baby, I don't know what I should look at when I miss you. Now I know. I look at the pigsty
14. Others have big holds of roses, but I am shy in my bag. I only have a pot of cactus, so I hold it and summon up the courage to say three words to you: 'sit up!' Melon face, red hand, willow waist, cherry mouth, apricot eyes, willow eyebrows, skin as white as lotus root... You are so beautiful, more beautiful than plants, you are a vegetable