These April Fool's Day blessings for yourself don't make people laugh
1. At this time, I'll give you a couplet. The first couplet is: Thinking of you in the wind and rain; The second line is: I love you with all my heart. The banner is: wrong message.
2. I want to say loudly to the sky: I love you! But I still dare not. I've been thinking for a long time. I've always wanted to say something, and I'm afraid it will hurt you, but in order to show my sincerity, I have to say -- get up!
3. Don't move! Put your hands up. Those who know stand on the left, those who don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your cell phone, stand with your head against the wall and listen carefully: I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
4. There are gold arrows, iron arrows and copper arrows. You have to learn silver arrows! In other words, there are 18 moves in martial arts. You have to learn drunk arrow, so soon you appeared in the Jianghu: drunk silver arrow! Happy April Fool's Day!
5. Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear -- braised meat. Happy April Fool's Day!
6. Tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was very stupid. When others asked him questions, he would only answer them. Have you heard this story?
7. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Joanna. She fell in love with a girl named shad. They watched the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Joanna shad.
8. Promise me to take good care of myself, be calm no matter what happens, be determined no matter what you do, be optimistic no matter when and where, and don't tell him no matter who you meet. You're crazy.
9. Big ears, fat face, round nostrils, lovely mouth, long eyelashes, Danfeng eyes, pointed leather shoes are pure natural, and the pigtails are tied behind the hips. This is you, pig!