Are you happy with these 2016 blessings? How will you feel after reading these 2016 blessings?
1. You are cruel, you are cruel, you are so cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no three or two pieces of meat; The skin is thicker than the wall and cannot be penetrated by shells; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers losses; Love is thinner than paper. Catch who and pit who! Happy April Fool's Day!
2. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it aloud: the bedroom is spring green, holding plum and smelling flowers. I only know middle grade, inviting Wen to sleep in the bedroom and knowing spring green in the bedroom. Happy April Fool's Day!
3. You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare. You always think you are invincible in the East with the pot cover on your head and the cabbage in your hand. In fact, you are the second generation of fools! Happy April Fool's Day!
4. This is the last text message that my mobile phone can send. Finally, I left the most precious one to you, because I always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't say it -- recharge it for me! Happy April Fool's Day!
5. Are you lonely? If so, you buy a rope and stick, tie the rope to the stick, go to the roof and wave the stick when the wind blows. When others ask you what to do, you say: I'll take a wind. Happy April Fool's Day!
6. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, an Sizhu, an Sizhi bamboo, an Sizhi pure bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a stupid pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Poor mobile phone user, I'm very sorry that you infected April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this message. Now bacteria are dressed in uniform, energetic and neat, and are walking through your body with vigorous steps & hellip& hellip; Happy April Fool's Day!
8. On April Fool's day, I wish you 'fool' a healthy fellow, 'fool' a happy companion, 'fool' a dream to sleep with, 'fool' a successful colleague, 'fool' a safe fellow, 'fool' a happy fellow living together, 'fool' good luck to live together, 'fool' a long life in the same day, and 'fool' an orangutan! Ha ha, happy April Fool's day.
9. Test Putonghua. Please read the following poems aloud: dark stone green, dark stone bamboo, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo. Happy April Fool's Day!
10. I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I don't dare to speak rashly. Especially in the quiet and lonely night, I miss what you want, forget to eat and sleep, have thousands of thoughts, toss and turn, leave your arms, the cold wind rises, and I really want to hug you again. I've been talking for a long time. In fact, I just want to tell you... Keep happy, exercise, sleep well, wet the bed at night, and throw away the sheets. Happy April Fool's Day!
11. One day, we came to a wishing well. I bent down to make a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally turned into the well. I was stunned and muttered to myself: it's really clever! Hey! Happy April Fool's Day!