Funny blessing SMS for friends

Funny blessing SMS for friends Don't read this message! After you see, worry will stand aside, happiness will revolve around, worry will be cut off, friendship will be missed, good luck will continue, happiness will look good to you! Do you want to see it? You do it yourself! I just talked with the happy boss. He is going to be happy for you as his younger brother, rich for you as his valet, Ruyi for you as your best friend, Ping'an for you as your best friend, health for you as your wife, and good luck for you as your junior. What are you looking at? Thank you! Robbery! Don't move. Hand in all your troubles. Turn in all your bad luck. Don't hide your sorrow. Don't refuse to accept, don't report, don't resist, the only thing you can do is to speed up the implementation, turn in quickly. Blessing words In the silent night, lonely can not sleep, full of hot mood just want to talk to you --- those two words, hovering in my heart, until can no longer suppress the outbreak, really want to say to you: good night! Feel ear itch is someone thinking of you, feel eye itch is someone want to see you, feel mouth itch is someone want to kiss you, feel body itch, that is you think too much, you should take a bath! Happiness is not a person's business, boring when listening to music; Sadness is not a matter of a lifetime, when lost on the nagging. The more the boss changes, the less the staff. Life goes on like this. No matter how many ideas there are, it's better to work hard. People, relying on each other, will not be lonely; Love, spreading and moistening is refreshing. Eighteen happy flowers; 28 married and became a family; 38 unit is home; Forty eight children were raised at last; May 8, waiting to go home; 68, tourism goes all over the world; Seven or eight, eight or eight, let's have a good time. May you always be eighteen. Send you a string of blessings, watering your happy life. English blessing Leaders deceive employees and call for help; It's called opposition when employees cheat leaders. Leaders deceive leaders, which is called trading; The common people deceive the common people, which is called business. Children cheat their parents, which is called cheating; It's called education for parents to cheat their children. Women deceive men, called seduction; Men cheat women, called molestation. Men and women cheat each other, called love. I 'cheat' you, is to wish you happy ha ha ha! Mood, like a child's world, carefree; To work, we should be young and vigorous; Love, to have the feelings of middle-aged people, rational persistence; Life, to learn the temperament of the elderly, happy; To live a down-to-earth life, in the ordinary to find happiness and happiness, do not climb, do not compare, do not feel inferior, live natural and unrestrained, live out of self. The newspaper said that smoking is harmful to health, so I gave up smoking; The newspaper said that drinking damages the liver, so I gave up drinking again; The newspaper said that ML is harmful to the body. Wow, now I quit the newspaper. Late at night, a woman got into a taxi and saw that the driver was eating apples. She said: "I also like apples very much when I was alive. The driver was so scared that she ate the apple kernel. Later, she continued: I haven't eaten much since I had a baby.