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Funny jokes after the release of Apple Watch

Today's early morning is once again a feast for the local tyrants. How can it be enough to use the arcade iPhone 6 and plus to upgrade the power grid? As a geek, how can there be less wearable devices. After the release of Apple watch, the most exciting thing for everyone is that losers are starting to write jokes again. All kinds of funny jokes about Apple watch have triggered new topics in the microblog circle, and Apple's wearable devices have become jokes again.

In fact, zealer made a one hour video about wearable devices earlier, and finally came to the conclusion that all wearable devices are designed to improve their performance. In fact, the function is not practical, just like when you want to answer the phone, it's very strange and tired to put your wrist with apple watch to your ear?

Mr. cook, what's the reason for China to become one of the first countries of Apple watch in the world? "Because we heard that there is an old saying in this far eastern country: poor play with cars, rich play with watches, stupid people are better than mobile phones, and they are better than computers. '-- @ fire wolf

IPhone rings, iPhone rings, iPhone rings after iPad rings; iPad rings, iPad rings after MAC rings; MAC rings, MAC rings after MAC rings after Apple watch rings --@iLex

Today is an epoch-making day. We are witnessing that notebook batteries are used longer than electronic watches. --@zmt0516

As an authentic fruit powder, I formally suggest that Apple develop Apple belt! Put the telephone communication function into the belt buckle. The belt is so long, and there's room for batteries! -- @ square of the flower hook

After April 24, many people's Day is no longer 24 hours, but 18 hours, because after 18 hours, apple watch has no power. --@Stephon Ye Ling

The art of stainless steel again. Enough. I've been listening to it for a year

I really need to start running, otherwise I can't find an excuse to buy an apple watch. --@Zuo Zhijian

Yes, parents can brush their circle of friends on Apple watch from now on. The question is, can they grab red envelopes? - @ aifaner live

Last year, I bought a gshock from Gaoyang. I thought it was a very expensive electronic watch. It's very stylish. Now, it's a loser in the electronic watch overnight. --@Fu Zhifeng WSJ

Wake up and find that people still have to have three kidneys more reliable, a kidney phone, a kidney watch, a kidney book, and then & hellip; no then. --@Amy Gu

Here comes the local tyrant watch and the luxury Ben. They all like it. It's five million short. --@Sina lottery

The threshold of forced installation has been raised by Apple again and again. What should we do! --- @ the Internet