In order to test the fortune of the 12 constellations, God threw 12 wallets (with 10000 yuan in it) in front of the 12 constellations to see their reaction hellip; & hellip;
When Aries saw the wallet, his beard fluttered: ha ha! It's a windfall! Don't let it go for nothing. 'you, you, you, him, me & hellip; & hellip; (my wallet died in the struggle) anyway, I'm so righteous.
When Taurus found the wallet, God came and said to Taurus, "the wallet is mine, please return it to me!" Taurus skimmed his mouth three times and said, "please pay 100 yuan for safekeeping, 100 yuan for loss of insurance, 100 yuan for delay in work, 100 yuan for mental loss, and so on!
After Gemini found the wallet, he chatted with his friends while looking for the owner. Within a day, the owner of the wallet was found. But in return, God listened to the twins nagging all day.
When cancer saw the wallet, his thoughts flooded: I don't know what to do with the money? Maybe it's the old lady's pension money? Maybe it's the family property of which youth? Maybe & hellip; & hellip; I have no money, what should I do with the money? What should I do? & hellip; & hellip;
After the lion found the wallet, he asked a passer-by: "is this your wallet?" passer-by: "you are a lion! How can you not see that I am the owner of the purse?" the lion stammered: "yes, yes, I know! It's you! It's you!" the lion thought: ah! For face.
After finding the wallet, Virgo takes 12 seconds to run to the police station, 19 seconds to see the record of the world population (wallet), 2 seconds to think about things (using Virgo's unique super logical power), 8 seconds to run to God, and 1 second to give the wallet to God.
When the balance saw the wallet, it was very tangled: should I bend down to pick it up? No! It's ugly to pout my buttocks. Squat down and pick it up? No! It'll look like a shrimp. &Finally, he decided not to pick it up because picking up his wallet would make his hands dirty.
After that, he put the money in the water detector;
The shooter picked up the purse, put it in his pocket, and she forgot. When I arrived at the restaurant, I found that I had forgotten to pay for my dinner. Until one day, the shooter didn't find his wallet and ate the "overlord's meal" and was beaten up by the people in the restaurant & hellip; & hellip;
Because Capricorn is in a hurry to go to work, he leaves in a hurry without even looking at it & hellip; & hellip;
Aquarius shouts after seeing the wallet: "I picked up a pen, a poke, and a big black pot, but I didn't pick up Qianbo (foreign, strong accent, please forgive me) [constellation network], this thing is fresh! Take it home to study & hellip; & hellip;
After finding the wallet, Pisces has been dreaming about hellip & hellip; and occasionally drooling (I don't know when there is an extra Yellow River in China), then he becomes dull and deaf, and finally dies in his fantasy & hellip;