Four classic love stories of ancient and modern times: Romeo and Juliet, Meng Jiangnu crying the Great Wall, cowherd and weaver girl, and Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. Have these stories ever made your tears? Enter the test to see the funny version of the four famous dramas, and by the way test your eroticism.
Question 1: when it comes to Romeo and Juliet in the Chinese class, there is a large monologue before Rolin's death (the general content is: ah, Juliet, I'm going to die ￥% ￥ xxoo & hellip; & hellip;). After you read it, your reaction is as follows:
A. Holding the book in his heart:'Ah! Romeo is so handsome! So cool! So stylish! So affectionate & hellip; '(1 point)
B. Holding the book in his heart:'romeo, you're going to die! Come here and help it out. (3 points)
C. No response. (2 points)
Question 2: Meng Jiangnu accidentally crushed two men to death when she cried over the Great Wall. She looked at the bodies of the two people (sweat! ~ ~ ~ can you still see the bodies!?) and thought:
A. They are migrant workers to build the Great Wall. (1 point)
B. They are tourists to the Great Wall. (2 points)
C. They are grave robbers who come to the Great Wall for treasure. (3 points)
Third question: the cowherd is going to chase the weaver girl who is brought back to heaven by the queen mother. He picks up the shoulder pole and puts the two children into the basket. He will choose:
A. Put the girl in the front basket and the boy in the back basket. (1 point)
B. Put the boy in the front basket and the girl in the back basket. (3 points)
C. Put both children in the front basket and a stone in the back basket. (2 points)
After graduation, Liang Shanbo visited Zhu Yingtai's home and saw Zhu Yingtai's female makeup for the first time
A. Ah! It's really a drop in the ocean! (2 points)
B. Ah! It's so beautiful! (1 point)
C. What's wrong? Yingtaidi is a girl & hellip; & hellip; (in chaos) (3 points)
Type A: 10-12 points; type B: 7-9 points; type C: 4-6 points; type D: 0-3 points