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12 constellations can't do a job even if they starve

'women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, men are afraid of entering the wrong line' just choose a job. For example, as the saying goes, the following are the occupations that 12 constellations can't do if they starve to death. Once they do it, it's a tragedy. Too special pit father can't afford it ~ ~!!! Look at your cup ~ ~!!!

Aries - Police negotiator

Yang'er has a strong passion for life. He can't see others looking for life and death. Even as a police negotiation expert, his primary responsibility is to let the negotiation object give up the idea of suicide. Yang'er can hardly restrain his excitement. It is estimated that the first two sentences are still decent. If the person trying to commit suicide is still stubborn, the sheep will have no patience. It is estimated that he will say such heroic words as "die if you want to die".

Taurus - composer

Taurus is passionate, adheres to the principle of consistency in case of trouble, and doesn't know how to change at all. If Taurus becomes a composer, it is estimated that the March will become the main music in the world. This must not blame Niuniu, because Niuniu despises your love and love, and doesn't like romantic tunes. The only thing they can accept is the march with gongs and drums. If you don't exile the cattle, he will never let the human ear go.

Gemini - Spy

The spy's work itself should be hidden and low-key, but Gemini is definitely not a person who can restrain his mood. After a while, he made an old problem and began to ask East and West, which immediately became the focus of attention. Over time, more outrageous problems will emerge. How do you punish spies here, using vises or chili water? If I'm a spy, you're afraid. You can imagine the outcome of Gemini.

Cancer -- director of juvenile detention center

Cancer, full of too many motherhood, is very sad to see so many children accept reeducation through labor because of their mistakes. It is certainly impossible to make up your mind to let the children transform meticulously. The most terrible thing is that if any child is soft and hard on cancer, cancer will be 100% soft hearted and decide to release it immediately. In a short time, all the children in the juvenile detention center will escape with the help of cancer.

Leo - firefighter

Lions are naturally fond of brilliant things, especially the raging fire can stir up the emotions in the lion's heart. So if a lion becomes a member of the fire brigade, when others rush to put out the fire with a fire hydrant, 80% of Leo crazily cultivates his feelings in front of the increasingly burning fire, until he speaks some heroic words, and the fire is basically burned out. A pile of ash makes the owner of the house have to put out the lion with a knife!

Virgo - mapmaker

The virgin who specializes in picking out details can be described as doing her best in the drawing of the map. She will never let go of even grass and trees. She marks it clearly on the map. It's a pity that he is constantly busy, but people can't see any results. After a long time, I was still entangled in a big place. One day, Virgo finally handed over the drawn map to the person who was in urgent need. That person can only reluctantly say to the virgin, I'm too old to walk in the days waiting for you.

Libra - journalist

Journalist is a serious profession, which needs to go through the most original facts and report the most closely. But Libra, who is naturally fond of fantasy, can't help but imagine it again before a report that makes people cry and laugh comes out. Obviously, if Libra destroys the news or himself, the wise editor in chief will mercilessly ask Libra out, otherwise the world will be in chaos!

Scorpio - psychologist

The darkness of the scorpion and the growing terror are expected to make the patients who come to see a doctor feel more smoky. Coupled with the scorpion's deep eyes and psychology, the patients will feel that they have not seen the doctor, but encountered a abnormal killer. The patients who are originally mentally fragile are frightened by the Scorpion's infinite charm, It is estimated that you can go directly to the mental hospital.